Great Retirement Plan

You gotta hand it to these Uighurs (pronounced WEE-gurs), they really know how to set up a life plan. Here is the Uighurs 7 step plan to retiring in style:

1. Rebel against your government.

2. Travel to Afghanistan and Pakistan to train at Al-Queda terrorist camps.

3. Get caught at camps by American soldiers.

4. Get sent off to Guantanamo Bay (huge upgrade over terrorist camp) for 3 squares a day and a secure place to lay your head.

5. Live a worry free 7 years at Gitmo, while waiting for silly Americans to elect a liberal into office.

6. Count on liberal to be, well, LIBERAL and release you and your pals.

7. Have the added bonus of new silly American president releasing you onto a tropical island paradise to live out your life in style.

These new photos were just released by the AP, which show the Uighurs living it up. In my last post I mentioned some of these Uighurs to you, who were being released onto the island of Palau. These guys may have one upped those guys, though.

These guys were released onto the vacation paradise of Bermuda. Gotta love the way the new administration deals with terrorists, don't ya? Great job Mr. Prez. Way to make us look like absolute fools to the rest of the world.

Here are the AP released photos of the Uighurs enjoying life on their new tropical island home:

"Thank you so much, Mr. Obama. Care to join me for a swim?"

"We've never had it so good. We have to thank the new American president for giving us the opportunity to enjoy this wonderful ice cream."

Uighurs enjoying stroll along the beach.

Uighurs walking in Bermuda, recounting their good fortune to one another.

Uighurs pose along Bermuda beach. Are those storm clouds, I see, on the horizon???

I'll be typin' at ya later,

Bob the Blogger